The Things That Stuff Is Made Of

Doctor: So Jonathan, what are you into?

Me: Dunno. Stuff. 

Doctor: Tattoos?

Me: **blank stare** obviously. 

Doctor: Party?

Me: I’m on a liver transplant list. 

Doctor: Cars?

Me: I don’t lock my doors. 

Doctor: Music?

Me: Like every other basic bitch I know. 

Doctor: Tv shows?

Me: Ummmm, yeah, I kinda get into some shows. 

Doctor: Games? 

Me: I play Mario Cart. 

Doctor: Mov{I rudely interrupt}  m

Me: Well, since we’re talking about games and TV shows, do you watch Game of Thrones? I do. Ohh my fucking God, did you see the season finale???? THE NIGHTS FUCKING KING, THE CHILDREN OF THE FOREST, THAT FUCKING CUNT OLLY STABBING JON SNOW!!!!  For the watch” what a little bitch, a back stabbing conniving little bitch, I swear I would stab his fucking ass in the face with a fork if I had the chance. But I also read the book too, well, there’s a few… That I’ve also read and a online community that I’m part of. So I know that Jon Snow is the son of Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark, so he can’t fucking be dead because he’s obviously one of the heads of The Three Headed Dragon. This also makes him related to Daenerys, but I’m kinda conflicted because she has to be another one of the heads but yet, she’s the Mother of Dragons. She has a lot of titles, a lot of people refer to her as Khaleesi, but that was just her Dothraki title when she was married to Drogo. But she’s not fucking married to him any more because he’s dead. So that makes her Daenerys Targaryen, do don’t be ignorant and call her Khaleesi, but I personally like Daenerys Stormborn. Because she was born in a ship during a rowdy ole storm during Robert’s Rebellion against the Mad King, which is her dad. That fucker was crazy, like fucking crazy, crazy. Cutting himself and torching sons of bitches. But he was the last of the Targaryen dynasty to sit on the Iron Throne and the Targaryen dynasty stretches all the way back into the Age of Valyria. Valyria was the land of the Fourteen Fires and dragons and shit, the land like blew up because of the volcanos and some natural shit and down went the dragons which is why Daenerys’s dragons are so magical and mesmerizing today in Westros. You know?

Doctor: **blank stare**

Me: I mean, I’m kinda into porn too, I guess. 

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